variksel:

i hate you ai art i hate you “unalive” i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

regularcitrus:

love our new gen z jojo

joljulep:

update!

eggsaladstain:

oh to be a small plush bear with a remote-controlled duck and a strawberry backpack at a dessert-themed amusement park

Source: Rilakkuma’s Theme Park Adventure (Netflix, 2022)

elevenquietseas:

retroactivebakeries:

radiofreederry:

You will never be John McAfee bitch

It is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that his death be utterly and completely mundane and explicable in its every particular. such clear and inarguable must it be that no true crime podcaster or history channel could ever inject it with falsified intrigue in the name of a quick buck; it must be so plain and clear that every four-year-old who heard of it would nod sagely in understanding.

ALT

1. beautiful, poetic and powerful encapsulation of the exact right vibe
2. you good bud?

Gonna instacart some Pepto.

thekidthatlurks:

Good riddance, tumblr.

Friends, you know where to hit me up. Ciao.

Guess I’m back.

Gonna change my name to “thekidthatformerlylurked”.

Good riddance, tumblr.

Friends, you know where to hit me up. Ciao.